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Corn Dogs

Latterday Lenin

have you ever thought that
corn dogs are a lot like us?
meaty cores and
crunchy, golden exteriors we build
to keep people from seeing
our true selves?
i am more like
a pig in a blanket

Latterday Lenin has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 21/8/10. Read more of Latterday's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Latterday's latest works:

Condoleeza Rice

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:44

Festival

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:34

Get Off My Porch You Thieving Whore

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:25