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Consuelo's Lament

Julie Teglovic

Aieee! When nothing remains but the marrow,
The florid gentility scraping the chitlins
Of your visionary largess from the baby carriage
Like so much burnt rice:

Haché! Go slowly.
Lest the stew of kingdoms come and gone splash over
Lest the liquid control solidify, stalagmitize
Lest they ask: What’s an atmosphere? How many thorns make a crown?

You called me the woman of tortilla flour and fiery intent
When at once we merged asunder, thrust
The ashes of our former sun-blasted meaning back, back, back into our clayfire tongues.
Ice skates on a linoleum floor.

Julie Teglovic has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Julie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Julie's latest works:

Consuelo's Lament

Submitted Oct 1st 2009, 17:38