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Condoleeza Rice

Latterday Lenin

imagine condoleeza rice
in pretty pretty pigtails
bouncing up and down
on a trampoline
topless

Latterday Lenin has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 21/8/10. Read more of Latterday's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Latterday's latest works:

Condoleeza Rice

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:44

Festival

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:34

Get Off My Porch You Thieving Whore

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:25