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Conch Shell

Latterday Lenin

Conch shell
O! Conch shell!
Tell me your secrets.

I hold you to my ears
Upthrust you to the sky and proclaim
You the keeper of the world's dark mysteries

Like the Mayan priests of old
Like the Aztec god-kings
Who foretold.

Earth past and present
Secrets locked within
Waiting for the future
To unfold, themselves.

Speak

in la lengua de la mar,
And reveal unto me and only me,

Oh, Conch.
Forget your timid ways,
The hardened exterior you build
To protect your gift,
Your exoskeleton of fear
Your heart-sheath of stone.

I will not share your sacred whisp'rings.

Latterday Lenin has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 21/8/10. Read more of Latterday's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Latterday's latest works:

Condoleeza Rice

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:44

Festival

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:34

Get Off My Porch You Thieving Whore

Submitted Aug 21st 2010, 22:25