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Poem 2537

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Conan

Teen Queen

I had a dream I was on his show once
Singing, a bit of dancing and we talked about lunch
Lunch? I don't know why, but we discussed how if you eat long at school you just might die
Then we got into a joking battle, who ever could crack the most good ones on Jay Leno's chin won
As you know he won but see I was the funnier one
Too bad it was just a dream because I'd love to be on Conan's show
Just to get the chance to let everyone know
That anyone can make it in the business
You just gotta believe in yourself and work from start to finish.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

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Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

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Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12