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College Ruled

Molly H

Today.
Tomorrow.
Yesterday.
Telephone.
There's a Jamaican on my stove.
He asks me to make beans.
I comply, unwillingly.
Struggling to make piece
with my dead neighbor.
Ding dong!
Who's there?
I don't actually want to hear your jokes.

Molly H has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Molly's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Molly's latest works:

College Ruled

Submitted Nov 28th 2010, 17:18