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Coffee #1

Kristy Wes

Eyelids weak, but coffee's strong

This afternoon drags on too long

Cup o' coffee, cream and sugar

Only thing that rhymes is "booger"

Contents Hot! And yes indeed.

Cup o' coffee gives me speed.

Files filed, letters written,

By the Caffeine Bug am bitten.

Kristy Wes has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kristy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kristy's latest works:

Coffee #1

Submitted Oct 26th 2009, 08:25