Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 2475

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Cock Tease

Apple Pie


Listen, Annie (fake name):
You wanted in my bed
and you got into my bed
and you smoked my pot and drank my wine
and watched American Idol with me. You also spooned me all night long and moved closer to have me spoon you when I turned left. You went so far to put my arm around you and right on your breasts.

I mean, I don't really care because I didn't think you were that cute, but, hell, I am only human and your spooning made me want to fuck you.

But you said you were sleepy and, really, two minutes later you started snoring like an old man.

Apple Pie has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Apple's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Apple's latest works:

To Kelly

Submitted Jun 17th 2010, 04:18

Cock Tease

Submitted Mar 26th 2010, 16:01