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Climate Change - A Haiku

arik matthews

Obama bends over,
Shows to us all his butthole.
Al Gore's head pops out.

arik matthews has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of arik's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of arik's latest works:

Boogers in Heaven

Submitted Sep 21st 2010, 14:18

Climate Change - A Haiku

Submitted Dec 15th 2009, 17:40

In Bad Taste

Submitted Apr 25th 2008, 01:09