Very Bad Poetry

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Clerihew

Kelly Wachsmuth

My sister Elyse
Should be stopped by police
She never cleans our room
I wish she had stayed in the womb

Kelly Wachsmuth has published another poem since joining on 16/12/08. Read more of Kelly's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kelly's latest works:

Clerihew

Submitted Dec 16th 2008, 07:09

Clerihew

Submitted Dec 16th 2008, 07:07