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Clean Up After You Leave, Please

dov Spinks

The astronaut with the broom
Proudly emblazoned on the left
Has a hidden treble clef

Don't he know that on the moon
There's an awfully large amount of room
For all that dust to collect?

Keep sweeping, buddy.

It just gets worse from here.

dov Spinks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of dov's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of dov's latest works:

Clean Up After You Leave, Please

Submitted Jun 23rd 2009, 02:57

Set Phasers to STUN

Submitted Nov 16th 2008, 10:28

Homonculus!

Submitted Nov 16th 2008, 10:24