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Eric Burger

Sitting in class
It smells like ass
I just broke some glass
The teacher asks me something
I say pass
She gives me some sass
I give her some more sass
Saying tomorrow I'll ditch class
And I say I don't give a rats ass
I'm tired of her on my case
So I say goodbye to her face
And I walk out with a smile on my face

Eric Burger has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Eric's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Eric's latest works:

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Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:34