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Chipper the Delinquent
Edward Krayva
Chipper is a golfer, he
always shoots under par
He even took golf lessons, he wants to be star
Hes always huffin' jenkem
from a old mayonaise jar
His favorite lube is bear grease, and a dollop of pine tar
He dragged Sandra in the bushes,
but didn't get real far
They whizzed in an Old Crow bottle, and chucked it in Dale's car.
Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works: