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Chipper the Delinquent

Edward Krayva

Chipper is a golfer, he
always shoots under par

He even took golf lessons, he wants to be star

Hes always huffin' jenkem
from a old mayonaise jar

His favorite lube is bear grease, and a dollop of pine tar

He dragged Sandra in the bushes,
but didn't get real far

They whizzed in an Old Crow bottle, and chucked it in Dale's car.

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29