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Chipper poem/song

Turner Crotchkey

Chipper fixed his Buick with a monkeywrench
He tore his scrotum on a chainlink fence
Whats wrong with that boy? ain't he got no sense?
He give up jenkem onacounta it was Lent

WELL................

He drove downtown in a little red boat
He went and took his Ma to see the movie Deep Throat
He forgot to wear his pants or to button his coat
Got lucky that night with a 2 pigs and a goat

WELL.....................

Chippers in Northampton, where they like to eat streudal,
He drinks muscatel by the oodle and oodle
strain it thru a gun rag till it looks like noodles
got arrested again for feltchin' a poodle

WELL...............

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00