Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 1721

Very Bad Archive

Childhood Nightmares

Edward Krayva

On 7-11's front brick wall,
ASS is what they wrote

sailor hats, clam diggers,
and madras casual coats

Dennis is in Cy Rich's house
surrounded by a moat

you can't get in even if you swim, your gonna need a boat

they got a couple chicks in there, but one looks like a goat

swam in Miller's Pond with no pants on, got tadpoles on their scroats

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29