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Chicken @#$!

Forrest Ellsworth

My grandfather took me,
And put me on his lap
He told me the best adivce I've ever heard:

If you don't shit your pants
In public, it's a good day

Forrest Ellsworth has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 3/11/09. Read more of Forrest's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Forrest's latest works:

Stud

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 10:53

Lampshade

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:42

Babies

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:41