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Cheese Factory

Dombhading .

I hate eating cheese.

I love the color magenta-blue; but I hate parmesan.

I’ll paint them fuchsia and sky green.

Cheese is not the best friend

I despise them for they are not good.

I find instant noodles good.

They melt in my kidneys, not in my brain.

They are not, not, not, not, not disgusting. Yes!

I hate cheese chips and glue.

I hate cheese factory; it’s not very creamy bear.

I love corn cobs the fried.

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06