Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 220

Very Bad Archive

Cheeky Honey DeLaHomez

Robert Hawkins

Well, well, well another day.
Many my dawns,
Through much water has passed.
Did I remember to raise the lid?
Oh, YAWN, where was I?
Clothes, clothes,
Where are my jeans?

Honey babe has my jeans.
She is vigorously,
Rubbing her backside.
What are you doing to my jeans?
She rolled here eyes while finishing her task.
Someone pissed all over,
The toilet seat.
And sure as hell wasn't me.
Here are your jeans.
rlh

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51