Very Bad Archive
Cheeky Honey DeLaHomez
Robert Hawkins
Well, well, well another day.
Many my dawns,
Through much water has passed.
Did I remember to raise the lid?
Oh, YAWN, where was I?
Clothes, clothes,
Where are my jeans?
Honey babe has my jeans.
She is vigorously,
Rubbing her backside.
What are you doing to my jeans?
She rolled here eyes while finishing her task.
Someone pissed all over,
The toilet seat.
And sure as hell wasn't me.
Here are your jeans.
rlh
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: