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Chapstick

Max Lynd

Chapstick so lovely God must have created it.

How can so much joy be put into one small stick? Not even I know!

So much love and joy coming from it I can barely last five minutes without it. I would eat it if I was just plain weird!

Always have it with me because if not I feel incomplete. Maybe I get it from my dad. I don't know but all I know is...

IT'S GOOD FOR THE LIPS AND IT FEELS DAM GOOD ON THE LIPS!


Max Lynd has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Max's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Max's latest works:

Chapstick

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:54

Chapstick

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:54

The Urge to Pee

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:38