Very Bad Archive
Celery Tree
Alex Theriault
O joy to the new revolution in Darfur.
we refuse to help you out once more.
as I’m killing 1.5 million children right now.
il get back to you later, don’t ask me when or how.
the kids were pylons of a war anew
as I try to settle this old family feud.
i’m sorry Darfur I neglected you
but to be honest there is golfing to do
so il send my condolences from the 18th hole.
as im sure the militants have it under control.
O joy to the teachers who aren’t here to teach.
they lay at there desks and do nothing but preach.
and eat during class and drink coffee too
I pay your salary, you have teaching to do.
but oh wait I forgot I’m useless a lost cause
so lets give the behemoth a round of applause
that’s for your effort im glad I taught you.
so back to work, of which you don’t have a clue.
O Joy to the Asshole who doesn’t shut up.
I see you all day and I just wish it to stop.
your loud and obnoxious and you smell bad too.
oh why did they make me sit next to you.
I wish I could plant my fist in your face.
you make me so mad you’re a disgrace.
so please shut you mouth you have nothing to say
just don’t contribute, your failing anyway.
O joy to the end, do you get what im feeling
So many people piss me off my mind start reeling
sometimes they just need a punch in the face
other times its just fun to laugh at a disgrace
you know who you are I don’t have to tell
so please shut up, stop putting my anger threw hell
your welcome for the telling the hunger of wealth
now stop talking and go fuck yourself.
Alex Theriault has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Alex's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Alex's latest works: