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Cats

Morgan Mendieta

Fuzzy, furry, meow with fury.
Angry, frumpy, easily grumpy.
White, black, and brown,
Eyes that seem to frown.
Whiskers, tails, and ears,
Animals with lots of fears.
Nap, eat, and walk,
Some people think they can talk.
Scratching, licking, and purring,
Never interrupt one during.
Snarl, bite, and hiss,
Killing mice is utter bliss.
Angry, frumpy, easily grumpy.
Fuzzy, furry, meow with fury.

Morgan Mendieta has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Morgan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Morgan's latest works:

Cats

Submitted Nov 7th 2010, 19:47