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Poem 1719

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Carpetbagger Barrel Yankee Bitchin Ramming Up The Right Orifice USA Owns You,, a subsidary Texas inc.

Robert Hawkins

You have a short attention span.
Hence the need for and innoculous herberfious desire?
To reach you and manisfist.
You,, and your need.
Forelorn as my be.
Babe?
Your terminal.
Reduced as your low and did acquiesce pedestrian meanial.
Such as Very Bad Poetry.
Has compartmentlized, catorgorized you.
As a easy fuck.
Therefore, we are sending you.
Bobby.
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bobby

note; shit fire you start this girl's motor.
Damn?
I mean,, Damn!
Rover take over.
bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51