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Dombhading .

Take this pen and remember to turn on your windshield wipers;

Stop baby sea turtles from being crushed!

Memory is the greatest trick we play on ourselves, after reality?

Pandora didn't think outside the box;

he who laughs last always has the last laugh!

I changed her oil, she changed my life –

Return to the Mother Ship! Ahoy!

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06