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Captain Ahab

cyrus trask

just had a wee hankering for a wee fish one night round the potatoes--
just a wee little summat right there to sidle up next to the potatoes--
goddamn it he was a Quaker.

cyrus trask has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of cyrus's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of cyrus's latest works:

passion stipend

Submitted Dec 20th 2010, 15:47

hichin' up

Submitted Dec 12th 2010, 16:21

sheep 5.--

Submitted Oct 3rd 2010, 16:02