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Cans

Dombhading .

I like to eat peaches

Their shape is like a butt.

I love butts.

But peaches are eaten in cans.

Butts cannot be found in cans.

Yummy!

These peaches are mostly in halves.

Butts cannot come in halves.

I love everything in whole.

Peaches and butts.

I don’t love cans.

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06