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Turner Crotchkey
curiously incontinent in the face of adversity
expelled from polite society because of preversity
prison record excluded his entrance to university
his mental evaluation was far less than cursory
look out.........I think hes gonna' shit in the pool again
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: