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Can You Say "Gak?"

Alfred Krc-Zymbal

There is the corpse.

See the corpse?
Run, corpse, run!

I was just having some fun.
It is an adult corpse.
It is dead, of corpse!

The man/woman has gone away
Shan't come back today
or not any other day
like Saturday

or
Sunday

Back! Back! Gak!!!



Alfred Krc-Zymbal has published since joining on 19/5/11. Read more of Alfred's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Alfred's latest works:

Can You Say "Gak?"

Submitted May 19th 2011, 05:43