Very Bad Archive
Camping
Turner Crotchkey
stomping round the swamp with the snakes and toads
cooking up a groundhog on his portable stove
shoves a flatus tube up his ass till his butt explodes
this is story of a man named Rove
he's picking his nose with a sumac stick
chasing his dog, gonna try and get a lick
his stench is as subtle as a well thrown brick
he must like the taste, cause hes always eating shit.
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: