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Call Me

Gordon Callaway

She told me to give her a call,

But I don't know what to do y'all.

I dialed but the call won't go through,

Hmm, 555-1212?

Gordon Callaway has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Gordon's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Gordon's latest works:

Killa Beez

Submitted Apr 1st 2011, 06:14

Call Me

Submitted Jan 18th 2011, 09:22