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Ms M Beres

The first time
I made cappuchino
with the new-fangled machine..

It had knobs,
pressure
and buttons,
spouts along
with locks and levers..

It was like flying
a helicopter
that
I had then crashed.

Ms M Beres has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ms M's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ms M's latest works:

True Story Bad Furniture Poem

Submitted Mar 30th 2010, 20:47

One More Note

Submitted Oct 17th 2009, 09:40

Tied the Knot

Submitted Oct 12th 2009, 14:52