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Poem 1809

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Matt Smith

Slews sideways
He winds through the gears
Not knowing what to do
He twists and turns
Oh no
What to do
Gonna die
Maybe not
Airbag
I’m saved
Call the po
Lice
Can’t breath
Still scared
Gotta get home

Matt Smith has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Matt's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Matt's latest works:

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Submitted May 28th 2009, 19:47