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Bruce and the Mango

Kiki VonMerryslacks

The lovechild reigns supreme
It’s name at birth is Mangosteen.
Bruce Springsteen
and the mango
did the fruity tango,
All hail superior Mangosteen!

Tell me…
how does it hangosteen?
I’ve just been studying Towelism
and the yin-yangosteen.
Dance the wild fandangosteen.
Puncture the skin with your vampyric fangosteen.

What’s that big, loud bangosteen?
It’s a fight over who’s queen or kangosteen.
I just died, oh, dangosteen!
I was shot in drive-by by a gangosteen.

Kiki VonMerryslacks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kiki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kiki's latest works:

Fight Talk

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:44

Aptitude: Clich

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:25

Summer's Eve

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:03