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Honey I's Home

Come to me Stephen
Oh love to me Mr. Wakeling.
I give you milkshakes
and candy.
Do not worry your pretty
head I will not tell your
insignificant other.

Honey I's Home has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Honey I's's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Honey I's's latest works:

Sad Reviews

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:30

Happy F'n Birthday

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:05

I Got Your Title Hangin'

Submitted Jun 30th 2008, 08:29