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Brothers

Erika Ullberg

Hanging on your leg throughout the day
Screaming in your ear in every way
Taking over the t.v. when possible
Pulling your hair for no apparent reason
Fighting with open fists like a summo wrestler
Acting like they are some kind of embezzler
Instigating at all costs
Always trying to be the boss
Stealing your personal stuff
Eating all your marshmallow fluff
Pushing you off the couch
In which always making you slouch

Erika Ullberg has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Erika's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Erika's latest works:

Brothers

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:30

Brothers

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:29

Brothers

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:27