Very Bad Archive
Bro's Being Bro's
Johnny Rodrigo
How do you know if a Bro is a Bro?
A question that's stood through the course of our time.
Your drink preference, sure, Natty Ice or Keystone?
And only the queers prefer Smirnoff or Wine.
Of course, we get dirty with bitches and hoes.
And chest-bump our brethren while passing on streets.
We follow the hootchies, wherever they go,
Until one bro or two boys can fondle a teet.
We spend all our mornings rewatching the clips,
That Bucci and McKendry relay on the screen.
Brett Favre sent pix of his junk to some broad?
Hell yeah, Jen Sturger is hotter than shit.
It's never to early to finish a fifth,
Or wake up in bed with some chick you just met.
We'll make fun of cripples, hobos and hicks,
Then get super gay and jerk off in someone's bed.
We're the first to arrive each saturday morning,
On Melrose with cases tucked under our arms.
We fight over which new rap song to play
While schmoozin' the ladies and laying on charm.
It's tough to declare what makes us all bro's
And harder to change it or leave it behind.
But my bro is your bro and your bro is my bro
And I've got your back as long as you've got mine.
Johnny Rodrigo has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Johnny's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Johnny's latest works: