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Broken Heart

Darcy Bird

You broke my heart
Like you cracked a fart
You tosssed it away
Like you were gay
You liked someone else
And put me on a shelf
Now I'm your toy
Cuz your boy's
Being coy

Darcy Bird has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Darcy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Darcy's latest works:

your love

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 08:06

Broken Heart

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 08:02

My pencil

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 07:58