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Bread

The Pogi

crumbs on my table
and drops of red wine
soup, buns and breadsticks
oh is that hobbit bread?
or italian foccacia cheese
the countryside is green
the mountains sunny, and
buzz goes a fat bumble bee
you say, let's break bread...
as we stare in the summer heat
i suggest, you bake it with me

The Pogi has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The's latest works:

Wormy

Submitted Jun 6th 2011, 02:54

Three Haikus

Submitted Mar 18th 2010, 11:03

Stink

Submitted Apr 30th 2009, 11:57