Very Bad Poetry

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Boyzone

Good Poet

My laptop's overheating,
just like Ronan Keating
when he took a beating
while his children were sleeping.

Shame about Stephen Gateley,
he can no longer 'bate-he
minced around and played gay,
now he's gone the Jade way.

I don't remember the other members.

Good Poet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 16/10/09. Read more of Good's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Good's latest works:

Psychological Aspect

Submitted Jun 4th 2011, 13:55

Coins jammed up my helmet,

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 15:47

Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:25