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Bowling for Boogers

Esau Sasusaway

the Chief came to our grade school, in 1961

he took the children bowling, which promised to be fun

Ed was bad and had to sit in the back of the bus with Nuns

he took a dump in the bowling alley that musta weighed a ton

Esau Sasusaway has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Esau's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Esau's latest works:

Bowling for Boogers

Submitted May 19th 2009, 07:18