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Bouncing Baby

Robert Hawkins

note; that aspect of me,,, in momentary lapases in confound,,, I push and there to my eternal suffrerings.
Go Blank?
Double entry?
Fuck off creep!
Yor de one dats ceks spellin.
Albiet aside you got no life.
My damn VBP poem,, damn I'm bad.
Bouncing Baby

Oh! Her bouncing on me.
This I remember evermore.
Her the bouncing baby.
Rhythmic hypnotic surreal.
Oh,, baby bouncing on me.
Hips, my legs spread.
My bouncing baby.
Bouncing on me.
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bobby

note; And that's no shit.
....... bobby .08




Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51