Very Bad Archive
Bones
Jamie Scott
Igby Jones sells bones,
to the Grim Reaper who increases in size,
"would it be wise",
says Igby Jones,
"to compromise,
instead of bones,
with two or even three eyes",
"It might be wise to compromise,
with eyes instead of bones,
I'm not quite sure,
what do you think,
Mr. Igby Jones?"
Well Igby he just smiled and said:
"Why don't you go off to bed?"
and he only said that because it rhyms,
and the rest of this poem does not.
Jamie Scott has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jamie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jamie's latest works: