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Boil Pus Extravaganza
Mrs. Newhouser
the kelvinator has started to rust
it fills me with unbridled lust
theres a $20 fine if you spit on the bus
you oughtta drain them boils, their full of pus
Mrs. Newhouser has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mrs.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mrs.'s latest works: