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Bob the pen speaks again

Anonymous Thomas

Bob the pen speaks again.
My pen's name is Bob and he stabbed me once.
Or twice.
I'm not supposed to say this.
But he tortures me if I don't write or type exactly what he tells me to.
Bob the pen remained quite for a while, but now ( today )
Bob the pen speaks again.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50