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Blue Moon

Scott Shiflett

One night when the moon was blue. A terd machine came around the corner. Three hours later a lady heard a scream. A man got killed by a flying terd.

Scott Shiflett has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Scott's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Scott's latest works:

Her, the Cat, and the Bird

Submitted Dec 20th 2008, 18:20

Blue Moon

Submitted Dec 20th 2008, 18:15