Very Bad Poetry

In undergrad, I talked to my dad.
He's the coolest dad, so very rad.
I asked my pops, what to do with my life.
He said make lots of money and bag a hot wife.

So I took an exam, the following fall.
I got into schools, some schools that teach law.
I went to such school, it cost me a ton.
Hundred-Gs in the crapper, not very fun.

So I figure it's time, to find me a lady.
But law chicks are selfish, and skanky and shady.
It's also quite tricky, to make an impression.
When your investments are sinking, via recession.

So here I am, broke with no chick.
But I don't mind, cuz my hair is still slick.
A nugget of wisdom, for those seeking a journey.
Law school is stupid, don't be an attorney.

Disco Catfood has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Disco's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Disco's latest works: