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Poem 2546

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Blind

Teen Queen

Sometimes I wish I was blind
So I wouldnt have to look at your face
Make-up needs to find
A very big space
To cover it all up
Because enough is enough
You're scaring children and killing animals
They take one look and die on spot
It was your face that caused their hearts to rot
So wear a bag from now on or something, just to save the earth
No one has to know you've been looking like that since breath.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

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Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

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Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12