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Poem 3380

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Blasphemy

Anonymous Thomas

God fucks sheep at night.
He can't get enough sheep to fuck. So he makes more sheep.
And they help him sleep.
And this makes me weep.
And this makes him leap with joy. He jumps over galaxies happily. Unaware that Earth is in peril. Unaware that I'm speaking "blasphemy" against him. I regret nothing.
Viva la revolucion.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

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Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50