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Blah Blah You Two by Emily Reeve

Robert Hawkins

Blah blah blah.
Woke up this night.
Blah blah blah.
Light glinting off his flabby white ass.
Blah blah blah.
I went to bed to love a man.
Woke up next to Bobby instead.
Blah blah blah.
Poke his ass something sharp.
Make sure the SOB ain't dead.
Blah blah blah.
By everything holy.
He damn sure stinks.
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emily reeve 4/10

note; have you no shame?
I have the bite marks.
Proves your the same.
emily reeve 4/10

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51