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Bitch You've Got Typhoid
Daniella Princess of Doom
Cool as a cucumber
you ride your pony
you gallop in the super market
you so phony
you so crazy
wanna have your baby
I got typhoid
on the way to Oregon
Died in the wagon
You wrote profane things on my grave
you have issues
I've got taste
Bitch I'm gonna get heavy
Bitch I gotta get tough
All those little hoochies wanna be up in your stuff
wanna be up in your stuff
wanna be up in your stuff
Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works: