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Bitch You've Got Typhoid

Daniella Princess of Doom

Cool as a cucumber
you ride your pony
you gallop in the super market
you so phony
you so crazy
wanna have your baby

I got typhoid
on the way to Oregon
Died in the wagon
You wrote profane things on my grave
you have issues
I've got taste

Bitch I'm gonna get heavy
Bitch I gotta get tough
All those little hoochies wanna be up in your stuff
wanna be up in your stuff
wanna be up in your stuff

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57