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Biscuits are Cookies Too

Dombhading .

My mother is Dahlia

Dahlia is not a pig, she is a horse

How did you know I needed someone like you in my life?

Someday we’ll know...

Time after time!

And we are really good friends.

I like biscuits and my cat.

She is so grumpy.

Whatever, nanny!

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06